Thanks Crater. I expected specific people to act this way as soon as I hit the submit button.
Instead of playing on the computer this year (I don't have one to play on), I spent most of the day watching Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles. I had country fried steak and root beer floats for my meal. Next year, I think I'll play Kingdom Hearts for my birthday.
Interesting fact: I learned yesterday that I was two when I played Doom (still uncertain as to the age I was when I played Marathon). My mom apparently couldn't run-and-gun well, so she enlisted my aide. That's one year less when I started playing violent shooting games. I originally thought I was 3 when I did so.