cheese tessellation

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Post Jun 9th '10, 17:20

As one of the commentators through the link mentioned, I usually have my orders toasted, and so have never noticed this cheese procedure. On that front, Cheese layout technology is being so advanced. I can't wait until subway releases their multidimensional cheese system.
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Post Jun 14th '10, 23:13

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TectonInd

Post Jun 15th '10, 00:03

My local Subway has not yet received this memo, it seems.
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Post Jun 15th '10, 00:09

Pfhorrest wrote:My local Subway has not yet received this memo, it seems.

Do you mean you asked them and they said they haven't heard anything about tessellating cheese, or have they just not yet started tessellating the cheese? The article says they will start tessellating the cheese on July 1st.
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Post Jun 15th '10, 09:10

I have reached new levels of sorrow, pity, and disdain for the human race, when a method of laying cheese on sandwiches has a scheduled national implementation date. Honestly, I hadn't read the article and just presumed... issue memo, start tessellating cheese. What, do they need to have a support infrastructure in place before they implement this radical new technology?
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Pfhorrest
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Post Jun 15th '10, 12:39

July 1st is the compliance date, but the memo says stores may begin implementing the change immediately. I've never worked at Subway, but from the kind of service I get there I assume any delay is a matter of training or comprehension of the English language memo rather than infrastructure.
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treellama
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Post Jun 15th '10, 14:55

Wait, how will this affect my eating at subway? [MErr]
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Skullcleaver
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Post Jun 15th '10, 15:24

When you take a bite of your sandwich, you will get a more consistent cheese experience.
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treellama
Pittsburgh

Post Jun 19th '10, 20:59

Treellama wrote:When you take a bite of your sandwich, you will get a more consistent cheese experience.


I'm embarrassed to say I've never noticed any variation but that may have something to do with the grilling & amount of bacon I have piled in mine [MSmile]

Perhaps I could use this as an excuse for "before" and "after" samples...

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Post Jul 11th '10, 14:47

I've noticed local subway employees forgetting to tessellate mine and other peoples' cheese. What should I do?
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TectonInd

Post Jul 11th '10, 15:26

Subway blows. All their sandwiches taste like cardboard and no amount of tiling "triangular half moons of cheese" more efficiently will make their products any more tasty.

Eat a cock, Jared!

Buy your hoagies from your local deli!
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eliasj

Post Jul 11th '10, 18:58

g pack wrote:Subway blows. All their sandwiches taste like cardboard and no amount of tiling "triangular half moons of cheese" more efficiently will make their products any more tasty.

Eat a cock, Jared!

Buy your hoagies from your local deli!


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TectonInd

Post Jul 11th '10, 22:54

I agree, local delis are better than Subway. I also like Quiznos.
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brilliant

Post Jul 12th '10, 00:23

brilliant wrote:I agree, local delis are better than Subway. I also like Quiznos.


V... though, if I would have to choose between the two.... God help me, I guess I would choose Subway ( [MGross] ). Quiznos' roll to meat/veg/cheese ratio is a little too high for me.
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Post Jul 12th '10, 00:35

I like Bi Rite subs but my wallet cries like a baby anytime I buy anything from there.
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Post Jul 12th '10, 02:06

TectonInd wrote:I've noticed local subway employees forgetting to tessellate mine and other peoples' cheese. What should I do?

rat them out, you fink!
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Post Jul 16th '10, 22:37

Cheese tessellation improves the flavor of cheese in ways that lesser, unsophisticated people couldn't possibly understand.
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Post Sep 22nd '10, 00:10

g pack wrote:Subway blows. All their sandwiches taste like cardboard and no amount of tiling "triangular half moons of cheese" more efficiently will make their products any more tasty.

Eat a cock, Jared!

Buy your hoagies from your local deli!


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Post Sep 22nd '10, 06:13

Alright, since this thread keeps being resurrected, you leave me no choice but to post the image I refrained from posting originally because it was too stupid.

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Crater Creator

Post Sep 24th '10, 02:02

Crater Creator wrote:Alright, since this thread keeps being resurrected, you leave me no choice but to post the image I refrained from posting originally because it was too stupid.

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That looks pretty legit
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TectonInd

Post Sep 24th '10, 20:26

Tecno, you're always the last poster [MLaugh]
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Post Sep 24th '10, 21:35

That's Tecnot, Skullhammer -- do try to get it right.
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Post Sep 24th '10, 21:57

You will always be Techno to me.
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Post Sep 24th '10, 23:23

Indeed, good sir.
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