Suggested Slogans

[SirBlastalot]

I need people to suggest slogans for the bottom of a A1 poster I'm making. The top says 'Aleph one' in green text, the middle third has pictures of m1, m2, and mi, with blue, yellow, and gray tints, and the bottom third is dominated by a tinted green Rubicon screenshot, with the slogan just below that. Anyway, I need someone to suggest a slogan. Something like "Now with more awesome" or "You can't stop marathon"

[Kryten]

"Many years of loving craftmanship went into the design and construction of this brutal tool of mayhem, I hope you can appreciate that."

or

"your primitive mind could never grasp its complex nature."

couldn't resist


WSTE-M5 Combat Shotgun
While going through some data I appropriated from the Marathon (looking for design notes, of course) I stumbled across a reference to a weapon used by Imperialist forces against the inserectionists during the Ares Raid; July 14, 2444. (Never heard of it? I'm not surprised!) Many years of loving craftmanship went into the design and construction of this brutal tool of mayhem, I hope you can appreciate that. I won't waste my time trying to explain the loading mechanism to you - your primitive mind could never grasp its complex nature.

[Kidtofu]

I like what Kryten said dealing with the loading mechanism. (primitive) it sounds so perfect to me.

[assassingao]

Agreed, I couldn't think of anything cooler.


Heh "your primitive mind could never grasp its complex nature." are like OMFG it's cool!

[Atomic Potato]

Here's some, taken mostly from the Marathon Trilogy and Halo:

"Aim higher."
"Your purpose in the universe."
"Freedom and vengeance."
"Strive for yor next breath."
"Bungie's REAL masterpiece."
"For carnage, apply within."
"Spazeroids not admitted."
"Eat the path."
"At least the killing part appeals to you, doesn't it?"
"What about Bob?"
"A terminal disease."
"Go."
"Eight men enter..."
"Never shoot where you can use grenades."
"There's no artificial colors about it."
"Everyone's mortal but you."
"Not just another cigar."
"Forget Captain Keyes."
"You better run for your life, Bob."
"A Macintosh legacy."
"Seven is darker."
"Durandal's subroutines will handle everything."
"Finish the battle."
"They're everywhere."
"Power of seven."
"Feel the noise."
"Beyond infinity."
"All of you greenhorns who wanted to see Pfhor up close...this is gonna be your lucky day."

[Peachey]

In space no one can here you scream...

Bollox, already been used. So approriate as well.

I like "your primitive mind could never grasp its complex nature."

[pakkman781]

I like the following:

"your primitive mind could never grasp its complex nature." (Seems to be the #1 vote so far!)

"Many years of loving craftmanship went into the design and construction of this brutal tool of mayhem, I hope you can appreciate that."

"Everyone's mortal but you." (My personal Fav.)

"At least the killing part appeals to you, doesn't it?"

And a few new ideas:

"If I had a Rocket Launcher, I'd Make Somebody Pay"

"Begging for Mercy Makes Me Angry!"

"God Will Sort the Dead..."

"Come to Thunderdome, Where Everybody Gets Spanked"

"You think you're big time? You're gonna die big time!"

"I?ve twice been conquered-
Three times more,
Never again shall humanity purge me,
And never the Pfhor.
-Durandal"

Oh, and GOD demands that you post this poster here for us all to see.

[assassingao]

"Cheaters don't really win,
and winners don't really cheat,
Unless you're talking politics."



How sweet is that?

[SirBlastalot]

Ill post up the poster, but it will be in Adobe Illustrator format, because thats what program the teacher told us to use.

[Kryten]

Save a pdf for the people who don't have Illustrator.

[LegacyTyphoon]

EDIT:

Ill post up the poster, but it will be in Adobe Illustrator format, because thats what program the teacher told us to use.

Wait, wait, wait...wait a minute. This is for a class of yours?
...We're doing you're assignment for you? Since you're putting it in Adobe Illustrator format, I'm assuming you'd want us to keep it in that format and then repost it in this thread right?

"There is only one Route 66."
"Things sound cooler in Latin."
"Dust off your brass knuckles."
"Kindergarden is for the weak."
"Don't touch the sheep."
"How do you like your aliens?"

[SirBlastalot]

No no, I just wanted suggestions. I already made the poster.

[LegacyTyphoon]

If you already made the poster, why do you need suggestions? Sorry if I'm being an ass here, but it pisses me off when people try to shove their work off onto others (If you aren't, I apologize.).

[xyfbzi]

how about, "in space, no one can hear your primitive mind fail to grasp it's complex nature"

[SirBlastalot]

If you already made the poster, why do you need suggestions? Sorry if I'm being an ass here, but it pisses me off when people try to shove their work off onto others (If you aren't, I apologize.).

I finished making the poster. I wanted suggestions previously. I could have certainly come up with one on my own, but since I'm sure you all will be printing this yourselves, why not make it something everyone likes?

[SirBlastalot]

Here.

[assassingao]

Here.

Eh'?


What's there!?!?

[SirBlastalot]

Curses. I tried to post the .pdf. It apparently didn't work.

[Dieselfame3]

yeah ive been having problems posting pitures lately

[Switch]

Well, problems with uploading, the permisions on the servers temp uploading folder are all wrong, working on it though