Blastfrog's shitty suggestions thread

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Re: Blastfrog's shitty suggestions thread

Post Jul 22nd '16, 16:28

I don't think it's much of a secret. Search by unasnwered posts. There's no drama in any of those topics, so no one bothered to even respond to them (new people and "verterans" alike).
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Wrkncacnter

Post Jul 22nd '16, 18:33

treellama wrote:
Wrkncacnter wrote:So, hi Shadowbreaker.

Wow, how did I not catch this. Nice work.


For crying out loud...

I am not shadowbreaker. The admin can confirm this.
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General Tacticus

Post Jul 22nd '16, 20:11

Give it up, the game's over. Congrats on keeping your true nature hidden for so long though. You probably have one of the top scores in the Pfhorums game.

philtron wrote:everyone just seems like an actor in a play
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Wrkncacnter

Post Jul 22nd '16, 21:35

That is a serious allegation, and you should be less careless with what you spew.

Could somebody provide a working link to the code of conduct page? the FAQ thread one doesn't work.
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General Tacticus

Post Jul 22nd '16, 21:44

What makes you think I'm being careless? And what makes you think there's a code of conduct page?
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Wrkncacnter

Post Jul 22nd '16, 22:13

From the FAQ thread:
Q: What are the guidelines and rules for The Pfhorums?
A: Besides the pinned threads at the top of each section of the forum, check the "The Pfhorums" board for more specific and updated rules and specifically here:
The Official Rules


The link does not work, but there are rules.

You are either extremely stupid or you have no respect for civilized discussion. Take a hike, if you would be so kind.
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General Tacticus

Post Jul 23rd '16, 04:30

That link is probably just a joke. And aren't we all.
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philtron

Post Jul 23rd '16, 06:50

Oh snap! I just reread my last post. "And aren't we all." Holy smokes, I was throwing down some mad zen koan Lao Tzu wisdom over there. That was downright profound. Put that in a mystical book, or something.

A monk from the rival temple approached Master Phil.

The monk said, "Is this weblink a joke?"

Master Phil said, "Are we all a joke?"

The monk immediately prostrated himself on the ground.
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philtron

Post Jul 24th '16, 17:43

As far as I knew the only *real* rules were no porn & no piracy.
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3371-Alpha
Veldin Orbit

Post Jul 24th '16, 22:38

philtron wrote:The monk immediately prostrated himself on the ground.


Foetor potentissimus oris? :D
I just play 'em; I don't know how they work.
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HelviusRufus

Post Jul 28th '16, 03:49

3371-Alpha wrote:can we get back to engine development?
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3371-Alpha
Veldin Orbit

Post Jul 28th '16, 06:12

3371-Alpha approached Master Phil as he tended to his polygons.

"Master Phil, can we get back to engine development?" asked 3371-Alpha.

"Can an egg get back to being a bird?" asked Master Phil as he watered the 371st polygon.

3371-Alpha immediately prostrated himself on the ground.
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philtron

Post Jul 28th '16, 16:12

I think you meant "Can a bird get back to being an egg?" The converse happens all the time. :)
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PerseusSpartacus
Somewhere in the 19th Century...

Post Jul 28th '16, 16:31

If it made straightforward sense it wouldn't be a koan.
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Pfhorrest
California

Post Jul 28th '16, 22:19

icchantikalpha can't be enlightened, phil-neng.
patrick
末法

Post Jul 29th '16, 00:50

Sounds very straightforward to me, you can't get back to doing something if you never started it. What I don't get is why you bother bumping this thread.
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General Tacticus

Post Jul 29th '16, 03:14

Master Phil was activating Immunity to "Hulk Slap" when General Tacticus approached.

"I don't get why you bother bumping this thread," said General Tacticus.

"Three pounds of millet," said Master Phil, activating Weakness to "Absorbed".

But General Tacticus was not swayed. He said, "Seriously though, this is a very serious forum with serious rules to be taken very seriously."

"Very well," said Master Phil. "To have your answer then look towards the seventh reply of the seventh page of the seventh topic of the eighth subforum."

"Don't you mean the seventh subforum?" asked General Tacticus.

Master Phil immediately prostrated himself on the ground and said, "You are Buddha."
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philtron

Post Jul 29th '16, 04:43

And Tacticus then said "Look at how the pigeons sleep in their coop, only there they know true freedom."
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General Tacticus

Post Jul 29th '16, 12:37

General Tacticus wrote:What I don't get is why you bother bumping this thread.

He's trying to get more people to play Marathon.
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treellama
Pittsburgh

Post Jul 29th '16, 12:42

I'm actually trying to get fewer people to play Marathon so I can have it all to myself.
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philtron

Post Jul 29th '16, 12:49

General Tacticus wrote:And Tacticus then said "Look at how the pigeons sleep in their coop, only there they know true freedom."


"Wrong," said Master Phil. "It is the coop that knows true freedom."
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philtron

Post Jul 29th '16, 15:42

If there was ever a time to lock this thread, it would be now.
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PerseusSpartacus
Somewhere in the 19th Century...

Post Jul 29th '16, 17:49

PerseusSpartacus wrote:If there was ever a time to lock this thread, it would be now.


WHERE THE FUCK IS MARATHON GRENDEL!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
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philtron

Post Jul 29th '16, 17:52

Also, for all you whiners who were complaining about how FOV options (and other irrelevancies) are needed to bring in new members: please note how someone new just said hello in the "Welcome" subforum and none of you bothered to say hello back or make them feel welcome.
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philtron

Post Jul 29th '16, 19:48

philtron wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS MARATHON GRENDEL!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:


Coming from the guy who said:

philtron wrote:I don't think anyone actually cares. I was just being a dick.


And then later...

philtron wrote:Nobody actually cares. I told you that.


Again, it was funny at first - though only just barely - but now it's just getting ridiculous. I told you Grendel is buried and dead, and no-one even blinked. So please, just let Grendel rest in peace. <_<
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PerseusSpartacus
Somewhere in the 19th Century...

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