It has been brought to my attention there is no Marathon rule 34

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Post Nov 9th '10, 01:12

Now of course this cannot go unnoticed! We owe it to the internet to enact a successful rule 35! NOW WHO'S WITH ME!
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TectonInd

Post Nov 9th '10, 01:21

Not rule 34! It's rule 69!
Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 9th '10, 01:38

Prof.Hueqort wrote:Not rule 34! It's rule 69!


No:

Rule 69: LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
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TectonInd

Post Nov 9th '10, 02:51

Umm you've seen the terminals with S'phts exposed out of their exoskeletons surrounded by a troop of pfhors about to be gangbanged, haven't you? Or the one with the green pfhor scientists "operating" over the lab table? Pfhors turn green from sexual arousal you know. Before their eye spray comes out.
VikingBoyBilly

Post Nov 9th '10, 12:46

VikingBoyBilly wrote:Umm you've seen the terminals with S'phts exposed out of their exoskeletons surrounded by a troop of pfhors about to be gangbanged, haven't you? Or the one with the green pfhor scientists "operating" over the lab table? Pfhors turn green from sexual arousal you know. Before their eye spray comes out.


Uh... I'm going to pretend I never saw this. Can they even...

NEVERMIND THAT!

(Oh god, once you've seen it you can't UNSEE it.)
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TectonInd

Post Nov 9th '10, 19:28

VikingBoyBilly wrote:Umm you've seen the terminals with S'phts exposed out of their exoskeletons surrounded by a troop of pfhors about to be gangbanged, haven't you? Or the one with the green pfhor scientists "operating" over the lab table? Pfhors turn green from sexual arousal you know. Before their eye spray comes out.

This is known as the Pfhorskin Pfhenomenon.
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Ares Ex Machina

Post Nov 9th '10, 20:20

and the terminal pic of the nude simulacrum. Somewhere in the world someone is getting off to those red eyes and bare crotch.

How many here still think that gaping hole on the f'likta's torso is her MOUTH? Making rule 34 of Marathon would be like making rule 34 for hentai. It's not necessary because it's already in the source material.
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VikingBoyBilly

Post Nov 9th '10, 22:01

Oh. OH. OOOOOOH. Oh... Oh. O.e

(Please don't interpret that wrong)
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TectonInd

Post Nov 10th '10, 02:32

save the vinyayas!
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Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 10th '10, 02:42

Prof.Hueqort wrote:save the vinyayas!

That reminds me of a phenomenon I encountered while exploring the caves of Lh'owon.

probably NSF
[spoiler]





[/spoiler]

I think F'lickta are a fan of anal...
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Post Nov 10th '10, 04:39




I feel the same way.
Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 11th '10, 04:44

Prof.Hueqort wrote:

Talk about a horrible tangent.
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Ares Ex Machina

Post Nov 12th '10, 06:47

Prof.Hueqort wrote:save the vinyayas!


The movie Teeth comes to mind.
D?rovací tvá?í.

Fobo: I find it hard to keep a sentence down under two paragraphs.
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tehWastedJamacan
SuFu, SD

Post Nov 21st '10, 20:43

OUCH NOT TEETH!
What are you, if not seven different shades of stupid?
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CryoS
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