It is funny, isn't it? Parody can amuse us all.
What I find ridiculous is that you guys are wasting so many words complaining about THE PHANTOM. If someone is really this stupid, he will never, ever listen to you anyway. Poofy, it may be fun to be a "Grammar/Spelling Nazi" or such, but no one cares on the Internet. TomBland, weren't you opposed to thinking of people as stupid idiots on the last Pfhorums (hint: remember the OFH)? What's with this "imbecile" stuff all of a sudden? Shongsong, THE PHANTOM actually got banned from the last Pfhorums because he sent hilarious messages to Hawkeyefile. It's unfortunate that the messages no longer exist.
Yeah, I registered this guy as a joke. It was going to be an April Fools' Day Extravaganza. But I've finally seen how the members here (including me) can treat people. I've toned down the OFH; why don't we all tone down insults and name-calling?
Sorry if this sounds really whiny. I don't think it does, but you might. I just think we can discuss better things than each other's grammar habits.
So, am I crazy or something? Maybe. But I am, after all, a writer, and creating characters is what I do. THE PHANTOM is endearing in his own way; I'm sure we can have uses for him. How about Platonic Dialogues, or a test of new members' deductive skills?
Thank you for reading.
Irons ("THE PHANTOM")