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Post Nov 6th '10, 01:52

So hi, hello, how are you? I'm Hueqort a rather young fellow who has quite a bit of information flowing through his head at speeds that would cause Durandal to note with some amusement. Maybe I'd even keep him entertained for all of five minutes in conversation, possibly more.

I'm a sucker for smart Irish humor, and Japanese discipline....


I'll begin - as I obviously haven't already - by saying that people keep telling me I'm really good at killing them. I'm not sure if they're happy, or rather upset over this because of how I basically at one point... almost a year ago actually... came online, killed a bunch of people who claimed they'd been playing for several years, and then left. This was because I had progressed through the Marathon games rapidly and was really enjoying myself through Marathon: Durandal.

Then they made the fucking third and last of the series. plus they centered it around the wonderfully lazy and bloody stupid idea of time travel.

I then came to hate Marathon for a short time and couldn't complete the third game, purposefully forgot its name ( DONT YOU DARE TELL ME ) and then left to go crunch heads on Tremulous. Until about a week ago I was a rather notable pro-troll on trem going by the name Mr.Dandy/Mr.Mustachio and could die with the best with them, or run with the worst of 'em.

As a person I'm self-illusioned to think I'm quite capable of higher level thinking, however I'm more inclined to be a rather hyper and eccentric fellow that would at first glance come across as rather a fool. Though I will ask you this before you judge me: Who is the wiser, the fool who acts like a wiseman or the wiseman who acts like a school.



heh.
Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 6th '10, 06:35

I don't like you.



My friend, he doesn't like you either.

(Crap, did I get it right? I always feel all self-concious when I get these wrong.
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TectonInd

Post Nov 6th '10, 07:16

shut up techno.

Also, Welcome to the Pfhorums. Enjoy your stay.
What are you, if not seven different shades of stupid?
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CryoS
The Dungeon

Post Nov 6th '10, 15:33

Hi I hope you have fun here
Marathon Speedrun Times: Discord
M1A1 - 26:57 - PB
M2 - 33:52 - PB
M2 - XBLA - 38:59 - PB
M2 - Coop with ApertureGrillz - 27:17 IGT/29:09 RTA - WR
MInf - 15:42 - WR
Minf all main levels - 27:49 - PB
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TBCR
Raleigh,NC

Post Nov 6th '10, 15:43

Greetings. Enjoy your stay.
Polyplicity my second (less sucky) net pack. Go on. Download it. You know you don't want to.
Marathon Aeon- My scenario in the works ~on Simplici7y

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Dugit
Hampshire, UK

Post Nov 7th '10, 04:18

TectonInd wrote:I don't like you.



My friend, he doesn't like you either.

(Crap, did I get it right? I always feel all self-conscious when I get these right.)


That's probably the best way to get me to like you. Tell me you hate me and I'll love you for it.


By the way does anyone think the Flechett gun is the most stupidly good weapon ever? 'Cause I most certainly do, it's pure bananas. It's fantastic!

And it kills fighters like a s1 zealot kills zerglings! I love to hate fighters btw.
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Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort


Post Nov 7th '10, 19:58

[url=http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Megavolt/101435689914014]I uncovered your true identity, good sir.[/url]
VikingBoyBilly

Post Nov 7th '10, 23:36

Treellama wrote:Please fix your sig



Is it really to big? Why is there so much space if so little of it is going to be used?
Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 7th '10, 23:51

Prof.Hueqort wrote:Is it really to big?


yes
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goran

Post Nov 8th '10, 00:20

Prof.Hueqort wrote:Why is there so much space if so little of it is going to be used?

a web page is an infinite canvas but browser screens are not.

signatures really shouldn't exist at all, as your name appears to the left of every post you write. the least you can do is be polite about your abuse and keep it short
dude, seriously. dude.
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thermoplyae

Post Nov 8th '10, 01:21

Marathon: Infinity
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Dis

Post Nov 8th '10, 02:25

But why does the signatures size matter to the rest of the board?
Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 8th '10, 02:38

the rest of the board has to scroll past your signature, which they have already read and digested from every other time you've posted (and you've posted 30 times already, since becoming active a few days ago!) to find something new to read. it's not distracting, if only because switch had the good sense to color it more darkly than the rest of the message (though people use images and font tags to ruin this too), but it does significantly lower the content density of the page.

there's nothing more to clarify about it, this is what's considered impolite and why.
dude, seriously. dude.
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thermoplyae

Post Nov 8th '10, 02:44

Mmm, well justified.


I concede.



By the way dis, curse you good sir, curse you to internet oblivion!
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Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 9th '10, 01:30

VikingBoyBilly wrote:[url=http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Megavolt/101435689914014]I uncovered your true identity, good sir.[/url]



Yes.
Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 9th '10, 01:36

Prof.Hueqort wrote:By the way dis, curse you good sir, curse you to internet oblivion!


You'll find yourself saying that a lot around here.
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TectonInd

Post Nov 9th '10, 03:28

This forum is beyond my wildest... no wait no that's not right...


This forum is awesome. Simply put it's awesome .
Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 10th '10, 20:55

Heh, awesome?

Just you wait.
Fishman92

Post Nov 16th '10, 03:24

what do I get a prize eventually?
Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort

Post Nov 16th '10, 04:19

Prof.Hueqort wrote:what do I get a prize eventually?

Prize
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Wrkncacnter

Post Nov 16th '10, 11:19

Well that crashed my browser. Nice work, W'rk.
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salad
Michigain, US

Post Nov 23rd '10, 17:56

W wrote:Prize


Yes. *pumps fist*
Just keep running, just keep shooting, just keep droppin' 'em dead.
Just keep going, just keep moving, just keep pumping that lead!
- Sung to the tune 'Aint we got fun?' by Van and Schneck 1921

Argh, I'm bored.
Hueqort


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