Too many rules in here and not enough mp3 hosting suggestions.
Here's Tek - Eat it Leela!:
http://www8.zippyshare.com/v/Sagd9VER/file.html
Better hosting suggestions welcome.
Belongs in the first Marathon. Sounds like Marathon.
No Craig this time (Guardians)_
Eat it Leela! MP3 2017
It needs a melody.