$lave for admin
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- Cyborg
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Considering the absolutely ridiculous amount of spam lately, I would probably be happy with a second administrator like $lave.
I nominate myself for this position.
I just can't sit idly by and allow $lave to go unchallenged in his bid for adminship. He may take care of the spam when elected, but are any of you aware of his hidden agendas? He's going to legalize $lavery, and switch our official currency over to stevedollars (which are worth less than nothing), ruining our fragile economy in the process. This will also further widen the gap between the CLIQUEs and the CLIQUE-nots. Need I remind you all about how long and hard we all fought to narrow that gap, actions which finally led to the ousting of our previous dictator (sabotaging his grand library of cartography also helped).
If I am elected, not only will I work tirelessly to defend us from these constant spam attacks, but I shall also establish a parliamentary system (to be referred to as the Pretty Committee from now on) which will help bridge the gap between users and admins. I promise you, all of your voices shall be heard! Also, due to popular demand, I shall overturn the bill that criminalized incest jokes. I also plan to open up various art museums throughout the community to stimulate our cultural development.
I just can't sit idly by and allow $lave to go unchallenged in his bid for adminship. He may take care of the spam when elected, but are any of you aware of his hidden agendas? He's going to legalize $lavery, and switch our official currency over to stevedollars (which are worth less than nothing), ruining our fragile economy in the process. This will also further widen the gap between the CLIQUEs and the CLIQUE-nots. Need I remind you all about how long and hard we all fought to narrow that gap, actions which finally led to the ousting of our previous dictator (sabotaging his grand library of cartography also helped).
If I am elected, not only will I work tirelessly to defend us from these constant spam attacks, but I shall also establish a parliamentary system (to be referred to as the Pretty Committee from now on) which will help bridge the gap between users and admins. I promise you, all of your voices shall be heard! Also, due to popular demand, I shall overturn the bill that criminalized incest jokes. I also plan to open up various art museums throughout the community to stimulate our cultural development.
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But we like Bridget. Anyway, make him or him/her admin already. There are so many porn bots we could probably just rename the site N.S.F.W.
If there is one action that could singlehandedly ruin the community, that is definitely it. Do I need further proof to show that $lave is a poor candidate for admin? I don't think so!$lave wrote:Don't worry, bridgit will be banned as soon as I'm admin.
My fellow pfhorumites, the fate of this community lies in your hands.
Apart form the mop and bucket needed to wash the spam away.Bridget wrote:My fellow pfhorumites, the fate of this community lies in your hands.
The best and brightest are working on a new application, TC, in secret.
The rest of us are in the past or just holding on.
Community would need love and care.
shawn(at)fsu: My nephew wants to start doing game modding ...
hux: If he likes Halo, try modding for Marathon, the older Bungie fps game.
interkin3tic: Noooo!!! I did that in high school and look where I am now: SLASHDOT!!!
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W: it's long and obnoxious, i like it
hux: If he likes Halo, try modding for Marathon, the older Bungie fps game.
interkin3tic: Noooo!!! I did that in high school and look where I am now: SLASHDOT!!!
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W: it's long and obnoxious, i like it
- Wrkncacnter
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I change my vote to Bridget.
- LegacyTyphoon
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Bridget for admin!
The Pf'hak - Read it.
Science technology jargon physics.
Science technology jargon physics.
Lets sum up:
Bridget:
-narrow the gap between admins and users
-the pretty commitee
-spam removal
Slave
-ban bridgit
-he plays starcraft
My vote is for slave
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Bridget:
-narrow the gap between admins and users
-the pretty commitee
-spam removal
Slave
-ban bridgit
-he plays starcraft
My vote is for slave
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- L'howon
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"Bridget! Bridget! I'm Linguini Lh'owon from the Too Much Ero Guro Times. What is your stance on catgirl rights, and neutering policies? Will this include goats as well?"
I, for one, am dying to hear this answered.
I, for one, am dying to hear this answered.
I have been wading in a long river and my feet are wet.
I nominate myself aswell!
my first action as admin would be to give everyone a cookie or 2.
yummy
none for pfhoripfhy, beacuse he's pfhoripfhy.
besides, i also play Starcraft.
my first action as admin would be to give everyone a cookie or 2.
yummy
none for pfhoripfhy, beacuse he's pfhoripfhy.
besides, i also play Starcraft.
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What are you, if not seven different shades of stupid?
How do you know he or he/she is not a her/him or a him/him/it?Meta wrote:Bridget (...) him or him/her
For the Safari users: Safari > Preferences > Accept cookies > Always.CryoS wrote:my first action as admin would be to give everyone a cookie or 2.
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- Mjolnir Mark IV
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I've always considered myself more of a pfhorumndian.Bridget wrote:My fellow pfhorumites, the fate of this community lies in your hands.
And once again lh'owon, your a sheep. not a goat.
Meta was reffering to him/her he didnt care which.dtitlerct wrote:How do you know he or he/she is not a her/him or a him/him/it?
- LegacyTyphoon
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You don't bleat, you kneed your breats.
The Pf'hak - Read it.
Science technology jargon physics.
Science technology jargon physics.
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"I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
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"I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
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- Mjolnir Mark IV
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"Bah" is the onomatopiea for a Bleat.Lh wrote:Why must you continue on with these silly fantasies of yours? Sheep do not bleat, they bah!
And yet lh'owon still can't get it right.
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- L'howon
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Ooh, you linked to the wiki page for onomatopoeia. I like how you overtly insult my intelligence by assuming that I haven't had an English class beyond the 5th grade.
Your obsessive attachment with a simple verb shows a rather naggy personality.
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I have been wading in a long river and my feet are wet.
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- Mjolnir Mark IV
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I wasn't implying that you wouldnt know what onomatopiea is. I was just trying to point out( over the last like four or five times I have tried to tell you this) that TL was calling you a sheep. as in a blind follower and a maker of annoying sounds( in this case posts). not a goat.
post
more bleating]
Particularily rude bleat
Jesus stop already
Like seriously...
post
more bleating]
Particularily rude bleat
Jesus stop already
Like seriously...
Actually he linked to the dictionary.com page for it. </pedant>Lh wrote:Ooh, you linked to the wiki page for onomatopoeia.
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Director of the Xeventh Project, the team behind Eternal
"I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
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"I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
- L'howon
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Meh, all's fair in love and war.Pfhorrest wrote:Actually he linked to the dictionary.com page for it. </pedant>
QUOTE(ack45)I wasn't implying that you wouldnt know what onomatopiea is. I was just trying to point out( over the last like four or five times I have tried to tell you this) that TL was calling you a sheep. as in a blind follower and a maker of annoying sounds( in this case posts). not a goat.
post
more bleating]
Particularily rude bleat
Jesus stop already
Like seriously...[/quote]
In summation, bleat.
I doubt anyone really cares whether or not A.) I'm a sheep or a goat, or B.) What TL implied.
My vote goes for Bridget now, I change my vote from lamedollars. @Bridget: I'll even bring you a delectable treat back from Buckeye Boys State, perhaps even a Catholic one.
I have been wading in a long river and my feet are wet.