Even if the authors wanted to answer your questions, they have no way of answering them. So posting your "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?" review with 3 stars instead of 5 because you can't figure it out is just wasting everyone's time.
I shouldn't even have to say this. Come on, guys. Spend even one minute considering what you're about to do before you do it, and we won't have to have threads like this.