@skraeling, Okay, so the map itself isn't poetry. But the way the level plays out is nice. Just play Blue Danube over the top of it all, and you get an elegant ballet between you and the Pfhor. You dodging left and right with elegance, and the Pfhor shooting each-other in the backs. [MGrin] Cheers,...

I love every map in Marathon Phoenix. No scenario will ever top the incredibly detailed masterpieces that A. Dolt churned out.


Unless Grendel happens to top Phoenix, and it's looking like it might.

â??waffle wrote:I enjoy the creativity. There should be a whole separate thread for this stuff.

I think I should be allowed entry into this "RP."

Daniel Webster was strolling down the hallway, grinning widely and whistling. He occasionally stopped to admire his reflection in the shiny cabinets which lined the hall. He smiled to reveal that his teeth were made of gold, like his heart. He did an elaborate twirl, then fell, hitting his head on t...

Well shit that took a while. I was hoping for something better. Something that actually accomplished more. I'll post and then we can start moving on again. GET CRUNK IN THE COCKPIT. HERMIONE GRANGER'S A POWER RANGER, CHILLIN' WITH JESUS IN THE MANGER, ROCKING BETHLEHEMP WITH FAT BEATS, FASTEN YOUR ...

Destiny wrote:For a moment, I thought you might have been different from the other CLIQUE members, machine. Oh well. I should've expected it anyways.

I'm not sure whether you're deliberately being moronic now. I'm not a member of the CLIQUE, I'm a member of the UNIQUE.

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I love you so much.

Destiny wrote:*ignores machine's comment*

Wow, I would've had no clue if you didn't say that. Don't try to ignore the truth, you cannot escape it.

â??waffle wrote:Really? I thought he was just a hermaphrodite.

All snails are hermaphrodites.

listener wrote:I sorta meant that, but I was mostly referring to the throwback to Scott's sacrifice.

And also, Des, what was Jacks secret?

Jack was actually a homosexual and had been keeping it from the crew the whole time.

â??waffle wrote:That's great. I love to hear these stories from people. You should elaborate that.

Try reading the news sometime and hear it from a secondary source.

So I'm going to make three posts soon. One for each of three perspectives. However, I need you to move along as well eventually unless I'm going to be the only one writing. We should analyze that and see how we can move it on. And with control of Des's character I can more easily do something with ...

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Actually, that's a pretty good idea. Perseus, you should try to contract syphilis to increase your creativity. It couldn't make you any worse at releasing scenarios!

My house is getting foreclosed on, I just needed a place to vent. You guys (even though I never even post here) are some of the only family I have and I love you all. This community has shown its strength before, and right now I need it. You don't want me to show my strength. I might just slip into...

Since I have nothing else to do right now, I thought I'd throw another teaser picture your way. Behold, the Infected BoB: [attachment=5780:Screen_s...09.32_PM.png] This guy's got a heavy dose of bacteria in his veins, the end result being that he hates everything that's not similarly bacteria-fille...

irons wrote:yeah but BMP is lossless

isnt that music

This will be the biggest, baddest, raddest game EVER!!!!

ack45 wrote:*facepalm* *like*

You're revolting. I'm prescribing you one dose of cyanide to take before bed. Hopefully it will alleviate some of the symptoms you are experiencing.

How the hell did you manage to get the CLIPBOARD files of all things? There is no certian way to open them! Clipboard files are an intermediary file that temporarily contain the data you have copied and will usually be auto-erased when you copy something new. Simply put, you are not suppose to hand...

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Yes.

If that's all you guys are worried about, then don't fret. I won't let this thing go in the gutter. It's too important to me. This game will be finished, whether it takes months or years. Anyways, I'll give you guys screenshots when I finish the second level (i.e. the first real level). I can't say...

I don't understand why you all need to behave so negatively. If the man promises he will deliver, then you can wait until he doesn't deliver to crucify him. Has the community really became this mean-spirited? PerseusSpartan, if you think you can do a 30 level scenario, then do it. If you think you c...

Hey, whatever you say man. Still, when this game comes out, and it will, it will be the best. I know that no one believes me, not even some of my own team, but it will be awesome, I swear it. Maybe no one comments because they can't do that good. Hey, everyone being a bit too hostile towards eachot...

Oooh. I do look forward to playing this. About how long will the map be?

I'm just posting here because apparently I need to make a post before I can make a topic. I might download this and try my hand at mapping again sometime. Sorry if I'm not supposed to post like this!