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(22:27:55) shadowbreaker998: good
(22:28:03) shadowbreaker998: can u make
(22:28:08) shadowbreaker998: doorslike
(22:28:19) shadowbreaker998: that swing open
(22:28:29) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: no
(22:28:29) shadowbreaker998: im sure someone has done it
(22:28:39) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: well it's a map trick, not lua
(22:28:42) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: i can't help you there
(22:28:44) shadowbreaker998: hmmm
(22:29:00) shadowbreaker998: can u change the back ground of terminal texts?
(22:29:02) shadowbreaker998: like
(22:29:06) shadowbreaker998: not the writing
(22:29:29) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: the bg color?
(22:29:34) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: maybe if you modify the engine
(22:29:36) shadowbreaker998: yeah
(22:29:56) shadowbreaker998: well
(22:30:01) shadowbreaker998: could u make a picture
(22:30:10) shadowbreaker998: that covers the whole screen?
(22:30:45) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: i think that's already a terminal option
(22:30:54) shadowbreaker998: no it isnt
(22:31:00) shadowbreaker998: i think rubicon did tha
(22:31:10) shadowbreaker998: in asscention factor
(22:31:19) shadowbreaker998: can u make
(22:31:21) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: then it's a terminal option
(22:31:47) shadowbreaker998: ummmmmmmmm
(22:32:27) shadowbreaker998: grr wat was it?
(22:32:31) shadowbreaker998: uummmm
(22:32:53) shadowbreaker998: o yeah
(22:32:56) shadowbreaker998: can u make walls
(22:33:00) shadowbreaker998: like
(22:33:07) shadowbreaker998: plain ordinarry walls
(22:33:21) shadowbreaker998: suddenly become movie screens?
(22:33:28) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: i don't think so
(22:34:08) shadowbreaker998: alephone should be able to do everything and more that PT can
(22:34:19) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: it can't
(22:34:23) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: it's not the same engine
(22:34:30) shadowbreaker998: have u ever played PT?
(22:34:32) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: no
(22:34:35) shadowbreaker998: well
(22:34:38) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: but i know that it's not the same engine
(22:34:42) shadowbreaker998: ill give u the specks
(22:34:55) shadowbreaker998: its election eve
(22:34:57) shadowbreaker998: 2004
(22:35:08) shadowbreaker998: this lunitic with a bunch of money
(22:35:54) shadowbreaker998: hires an unholy army of suits,bitches with ice guns, freaks with shotguns, security guards, ninjas, and all sorts of things
(22:36:11) shadowbreaker998: to maek sure the plan works
(22:36:33) shadowbreaker998: u find out that ur friend cathren mayfield has been killed
(22:36:38) shadowbreaker998: and so
(22:36:48) shadowbreaker998: u massacre all of these ppl
(22:36:55) shadowbreaker998: to find out who killed her
(22:37:00) shadowbreaker998: and u get like
(22:37:03) shadowbreaker998: clues and stuff
(22:37:33) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ah
(22:37:36) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:37:50) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:37:50) shadowbreaker998: ?
(22:37:55) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: huh
(22:37:55) shadowbreaker998: ???
(22:37:56) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: i dunno
(22:37:59) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: wtf
(22:38:11) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:38:18) shadowbreaker998: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:38:23) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: uh oh
(22:38:26) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: trouble
(22:38:29) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:38:44) shadowbreaker998: wtf is happening
(22:38:49) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: i don't know
(22:39:03) shadowbreaker998: wtf is kernel virus death
(22:39:23) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: i don't know
(22:39:32) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: maybe a virus
(22:39:43) shadowbreaker998: probably my computer
(22:39:47) shadowbreaker998: it sucks
(22:40:02) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: hm
(22:40:12) shadowbreaker998: this is a windows
(22:40:17) shadowbreaker998: i am stuck on it
(22:40:25) shadowbreaker998: i was infact on a mac!!
(22:40:29) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: oh
(22:40:32) shadowbreaker998: about a month ago
(22:40:41) shadowbreaker998: my visa expired so i have to go to NZ
(22:40:59) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: damn
(22:41:03) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: damn
(22:41:12) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:41:19) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:41:20) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: huh
(22:41:26) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: wtf was that
(22:41:28) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ahhhh
(22:41:32) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:41:35) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:41:40) shadowbreaker998: hackers
(22:41:46) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:41:49) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:41:55) shadowbreaker998: its ur computer
(22:42:00) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:42:08) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: oh crap
(22:42:10) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: OH CRAP
(22:42:19) Unable to send message: Request denied
(22:42:22) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: WTF
(22:42:23) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:42:25) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:42:27) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:42:29) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:42:34) shadowbreaker998 logged out.
(22:42:35) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:42:49) shadowbreaker998 logged in.
(22:42:58) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:43:03) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:43:04) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:43:05) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:43:08) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:43:09) shadowbreaker998 logged out.
(22:43:15) You canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:43:16) You canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:44:07) shadowbreaker998 logged in.
(22:44:07) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:44:19) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:44:19) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:44:22) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:44:23) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:44:24) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:44:24) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:44:26) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:44:31) shadowbreaker998: am i saying it?
(22:44:31) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:44:32) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:44:36) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:44:38) shadowbreaker998: or r u
(22:44:39) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:44:42) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:44:47) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: HOLY SHIT
(22:44:48) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: WTF
(22:44:54) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:44:56) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:44:59) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:45:03) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:45:04) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:45:09) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:45:11) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:45:14) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:45:16) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:45:22) You canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:45:29) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:45:33) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:45:33) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:45:39) shadowbreaker998: am i typing it?
(22:45:47) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: i don't know
(22:45:50) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:45:52) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: this is freaking me out
(22:45:55) shadowbreaker998: am i saying it?
(22:45:57) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:45:59) shadowbreaker998: or r u
(22:46:05) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: i don't know
(22:46:08) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:46:08) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:46:09) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:46:12) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:46:12) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:46:16) shadowbreaker998: am i typing ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:46:24) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: dunno
(22:46:28) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: D*#(~uNASO*$%T
(22:46:34) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:46:34) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:46:37) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:46:39) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:46:42) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:46:43) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:46:45) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:46:47) shadowbreaker998: HEY HACKER LOSER!
(22:46:48) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:46:50) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:46:55) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:47:00) shadowbreaker998: THIS AINT FUNNY!
(22:47:02) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:47:04) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:47:05) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:47:09) shadowbreaker998: im not talking bout u
(22:47:17) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: yeah iASDFLK:M*()~~~~`~SDEFkno
(22:47:22) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:47:24) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:47:25) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:47:26) Offering to send 0xffv~i##rus99x to shadowbreaker998
(22:47:27) shadowbreaker998: oooooo shit
(22:47:29) shadowbreaker998 canceled the transfer of 0xffv~i##rus99x
(22:47:32) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:47:36) shadowbreaker998: laptop or hd?
(22:47:39) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: wh^&*()At~asWRONG
(22:47:43) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
(22:47:45) mjjoonlilrnoinrs: ERROR 0xff79a899cc45 KERNEL VIRUS DEATH
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What? <_<
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Im not reading all of that :/
irons

OK. Short version: Shadowbreaker wouldn't leave me alone about all of the stuff I already said was impossible in Lua, so I decided to scare him off by making it look like I had a virus. Instead, he asked everyone in the Marathon community for help in defeating the hackers who took over my computer :)

*edit: the text was copied for some reason.*
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rejneb

didn't you do that to shadowbreaker awhile ago?
irons

Yeah. But it's pretty classic, and better than most of the other stuff I've seen here. Besides, it is a remnant of the Old(er) Phforums :'(
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Heh, twice whith the same gag.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

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Phsyco_Kid wrote: Heh, twice whith the same gag.
No, its the old one just finally posted...right?
Reminds me, I need to post mine...Sorry Shadow...
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rofl! I like how shadowbreaker asks for incredibly unposible tasks to be made by everyone else..

[p.s. thats a dang long diolouge]
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Hmm. Maybe I should make a map where you have to save Irons from evil S'pht haxors, specifically by getting through swinging doors and really gaudy terminals filled with endless dialogue and full screen pictures.

Excessive usage of Lua will give the map a feeling of futility and absurdity in the face of common sense, destroying any sense of flow.

For no reason, the map will have a giant untextured box in the middle, filled only with assimilated vacbobs.


And in the background will be included the theme song for the map, "They're Coming To Take Me Away"

*/spoilers*

At the end, Irons turns to you and runs into your arms, shouting "FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!"

*spoilers*
tozero

Hmm. Maybe it would be better to make a map about taking a walk through a park.

Oh, and my new signiture should expound my position on the usage of Comic Sans... :lol:
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Irons always forgets the best part: when Shadow asks me and I pretend to come down with the same virus. Although, he might leave that part out because I never saved the log. :(
irons

Yeah. If only you had.
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Pictures across the background of terminals? You can do that, it's easy.
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hey irons i didn't know you where mjjoonlilrnrs or whatever it is! cool. btw it didn't seem like he was pestering you THAT much..
i have this cool chat but i lost it. someday ill find it and post it.

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irons

He was sending messages long before the section I posted here :P I just decided to prank him at that point. This is probably less than a third of the whole ordeal; we're missing the beginning and the end.
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Any particular reason you chose this thread of all threads to bump? [MFrown]
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RyokoTK wrote:Warned.

D:
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Also, change your user title before I warn you again for impersonation.
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RyokoTK wrote:Also, change your user title before I warn you again for impersonation.

Sorry Love xxx
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