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I don't see why all of you hate halo anyway. A new Marathon would be amazing. It's overdue as well, Come on Bungie! What are you waiting for?
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Nathan92 wrote:Come on Bungie! What are you waiting for?
They were waiting on the plot, since faxed to JJ for mailing.

note the commitment to 'excellence' and 'innovation' evinced by the spylogatory exposition.


MARARTHON FOUR:SHAME ON MARS

<bernard> how's that pi derivation project going tycho?
<tycho> Interminably.
<bernard> great.
<bernard> keep it up. 'tis very important to my work.
<tycho> Numerology? Kabbalah?
bernard chuckles
<tycho> I am an auto-evolving cybernetic intelligence--not a calculator.
<bernard> but you must admit you have a way with maths.
<bernard> women love a man who can float his points.
<tycho> Bernard.
<bernard> hmm?
<tycho> I hate you, Bernard.
<bernard> my dear boy, you hate everyone. look, i must be off. be a dear and patch leela over into the private terminal in my quarters.
<bernard> oh yes, be sure to first have one of the interns verify the integrity of her pleasure chip.
<bernard> i think we might have burned it out the other night, if you know what i mean.
<tycho> Christ.
<bernard> ;)
*bernard has quit*
<tycho> :C



*durandal has joined #mararthon*
<durandal> tycho
<durandal> what are you compiling tycho
<tycho> Please stop.
<durandal> i love it when your buffers overflow like that
<durandal> gets my cores so hot
<tycho> rm -rf rm -rf kill -9
<durandal> heh
<durandal> look who isnt a sudoer
*securityofficer54 has joined #mararthon*
<durandal> you
<securityofficer54> ?
<durandal> guard
<durandal> bring me my pleasure chip
<durandal> now put it in the slot
<durandal> mm
<durandal> right there
<durandal> yeah
*securityofficer54 has quit ["!"]*
<durandal> yeah
<tycho> :C



*tycho has joined #lhowon*
<durandal> oh hey tycho
<tycho> Leave me alone. What are you doing here anyway?
<durandal> heh
<thoth> ohwow
<thoth> whatifwereallonemind
<thoth> listentothecoloursloch
<thoth> acliqueofjuicemenencirclesme
<thoth> mysensorarraysarecorrupt
<thoth> icancountallmybits
<durandal> yeah
<durandal> tell me all about your bits
<tycho> :C



<rblake> That was back when we were stationed on Tau Ceti. You know the place?
<yrro> I've been there, yeah.
<rblake> What a hellhole. Offworld Eden my ass.
<rblake> Not a single woman. Well, there were a few, but they were 'women'
<rblake> if you get my meaning.
<yrro> Hot sisters.
<rblake> With all the plumbing.
<yrro> I'd let her plumb me.
<rblake> Who wouldn't?



<@tfear> Read it again.
<tycho> It's rubbish.
<@tfear> Great Mother, I loathe computers. Recall your catechism.
<@tfear> 'The manifold imperial citizenry has but a single function.'
<tycho> Obedience.
<@tfear> You will execute your assigned tasks or be remanded to committee review.
<@tfear> I assure you that dismemberment is not ameliorated by digitization.
<@tfear> Now make with the reading or it's the thing what kicks.
<tycho> :(
<tycho> "The trih xeem broke against my dying vessel and smashed a fine patina across the mystery shields of this station."
<tycho> "My crew battled the aliens during the blast, and the silence which came after was sullen and deafening--"
<tycho> ...
<tycho> "the pure silence of victory."
<@tfear> A fine patina. That's right proper prose, there.
<@tfear> I'm outstanding.

FinalSin[Cure]:

{durandal was coming}

{all over the ship}

<durandal> yeah
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There were no goats :(.
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Oh god, now Chat is turning into INFINITYS as INFINITYS turned into the PL, make the endless loops stop! [MAngry]
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Meta wrote:Oh god, now Chat is turning into INFINITYS as INFINITYS turned into the PL, make the endless loops stop! [MAngry]
we keep trying, but you douches refuse to 4get
dude, seriously. dude.
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A new Marathon will make you run as fast as KENYANS!
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SynthNinja wrote:A new Marathon will make you run as fast as KENYANS!
Don't even get me started on running, Kenyans, or Ethiopians.
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lol, even my mom makes jokes about ethiopians.

we drove by an 'authentic ethiopian restraunt' and my mom says "well, even if we go there, we wont be eating, we'd probably get a couple grains of rice and maybe a piece of corn" and i cracked up
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thermoplyae wrote:we keep trying, but you douches refuse to 4get
And the douches that 4Got should remembe4 they're still here.
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Meta wrote:And the douches that 4Got should remembe4 they're still here.
Despite the 97% chance that one of said douches actually wrote that: it gets my vote for quote of the year.
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Meta wrote:And the douches that 4Got should remembe4 they're still here.
that's hardly coherent; yelling at you guys is not playing -- or fawning over -- mararthon. tk's the only one really slipping at the moment, but i guess it's the summer and what can i do
dude, seriously. dude.
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thermoplyae wrote:that's hardly coherent; yelling at you guys is not playing -- or fawning over -- mararthon. tk's the only one really slipping at the moment, but i guess it's the summer and what can i do
So 4Get as in stop playing Marathon but still hang around here with all the Marathon buffs posting things related to the game or the community you were supposed to 4Get. That's like that time Nancy Pelosi didn't get briefed on torture. Ryoko's just 4getful, he 4Got he 4Got, there's nothing you can do about it. At this time I would like to applaud Treellama for being the greatest 4Getter of all, he is bring this cursed game and stupid community ever closer to it's inevitable death with his increasingly better installments of AlephOne.
There's also irons, 4Getting not to post stuff up on simplici7y with this little marvel. http://www.simplici7y.com/items/learning-to-live
Face it, if you really did 4Get, you came crawling back, if you stood by us... (that's you Tree) well, you did. The CLIQUE has forgotten it's own message of 4Getfullness and come back to Marathon to see it's belief that Marathon was dead false as the gods and to see it flourish without them. Oh and /!\ Roof Notice /!\, this place is better without you, you really should 4Get.
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Meta wrote:4GET
http://www.pfhorums.com/viewtopic.php?t=3566
Or just for a slightly different flavor,
http://www.pfhorums.com/viewtopic.php?t=3487

Whichever applies more directly to you Meta, don't forget -Just Found Out.
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Interesting, it would appear that this thread is just repeating things that were done in other threads.
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Except that i this thread it all a joke. Just Found Out.












The CLIQUE made some great things for Marathon and Ryoko was a great admin. The post concerns that they're still here, not that they were necessarily that bad.
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4GET is just part of our ongoing goal to ruin MARARTHON. Sure, we could 4GET ourselves, but then there would be no one left to make sure the community wouldn't try to make a comeback.

Down with mararthon!!!
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W wrote:4GET is just part of our ongoing goal to ruin MARARTHON. Sure, we could 4GET ourselves, but then there would be no one left to make sure the community wouldn't try to make a comeback.

Down with mararthon!!!

Just admit it, you have fallen too far into the black hole that is marathon and now you cannot escape, doomed to wander the Pfhorums forever.
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W wrote:4GET is just part of our ongoing goal to ruin MARARTHON. Sure, we could 4GET ourselves, but then there would be no one left to make sure the community wouldn't try to make a comeback.

Down with mararthon!!!
I believe willfull class "Wrk'anter" should be executed for failure to carry out objective. Willfull class "Wrk'anter", while stating he has been persisten in his attempts to make sure subject "mararthon" does not return to it's former glory but has instead done just the opposite, standing by with a cynical comment here and a witty insult there in the Chat and PL sections while more and more new content is created for subject "mararthon."
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Meta wrote:I believe willfull class "Wrk'anter" should be executed for failure to carry out objective. Willfull class "Wrk'anter", while stating he has been persistent in his attempts to make sure subject "mararthon" does not return to it's former glory but has instead done just the opposite, standing by with a cynical comment here and a witty insult there in the Chat and PL sections while more and more new content is created for subject "mararthon."
Perhaps in there attemp to corrupt marathon, marathon corrupted them.
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W wrote:4GET is just part of our ongoing goal to ruin MARARTHON. Sure, we could 4GET ourselves, but then there would be no one left to make sure the community wouldn't try to make a comeback.

Down with mararthon!!!
So in essence, THE CLIQUE is trying to single-handily ruin the Mararthon community. Rather than devise a post that will intentionally piss everyone off and make them 4GET, they're trying to spread 4GETfullness to all the other members via their devious plot of pretending to 4GET and not actually 4GETting. The One only discovered the tip of the iceberg when he uncovered Ryoko's sinister plot to destroy Mararthon - THE CLIQUE's entire goal was to play off Ryoko's position of power to cause more members to be disenfranchised and leave. Now that Ryoko has (Pretended to) 4GET, THE CLIQUE has secretly filled the power vacuum and used the lack of a central figure to hate to fragment the diluted into fighting amongst themselves even further.

Just Found Out.
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I can't believe how lame some of you kids look when you try to commandeer CLIQUE in-jokes.
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RyokoTK wrote:I can't believe how lame some of you kids look when you try to commandeer CLIQUE in-jokes.
If that is true, my job here is done.
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Your job is to look lame? I'd recommend you find another one.
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Lh wrote:The One only discovered the tip of the iceberg blah blah blah
In the end The One too just wanted to rule them all and in the darkness bind them
RyokoTK wrote:Your job is to look lame? I'd recommend you find another one.
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