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Posted: Sep 29th '07, 19:42
by RyokoTK
I was not actually here for this one, but it's still pretty funny anyway. Edited for conciseness (original was 190 lines).

<SolraBizna> aw, freenode doesn't have hop hats
* SolraBizna gives channel operator status to thermoplyae
<SolraBizna> I'm gonna regret this
<Phortiphy> hop hats?
<thermoplyae> probably
<Phortiphy> whut?
<SolraBizna> mode +h, it's like being an operator but lamer
<Phortiphy> ok
<Phortiphy> so +o is operater mode?
<Phortiphy> is taht the same as admin mode?
<Phortiphy> sombody answere plz
<Phortiphy> so, is there a diff between operator and admin modes?
<SolraBizna> yes
<Phortiphy> will you tell me?
<Phortiphy> no
<SolraBizna> yes
<Phortiphy> oh
<Phortiphy> tyvm
<thermoplyae> it's on freenode.net actually
<SolraBizna> if thermoplyae were an admin, he could ban you from the *server*
<thermoplyae> lots of information about freenode is on freenode.net, not entirely a coincidence
<SolraBizna> since he's just an operator, he can only ban you from the *channel* :P
<Phortiphy> which is feenode, or just this channel?
<Phortiphy> ok
<Phortiphy> ok
[etc etc... this is the premise]

<ahuxley> how old are you Phortiphy?
<Phortiphy> 14
<SolraBizna> not surprising :P
<Phortiphy> how old are you solra
<thermoplyae> that's why i warned you with your physics engine joke
<Phortiphy> ?
<Phortiphy> lemmie check that topic...
<SolraBizna> I am...
<SolraBizna> Ouch, arithmetic overload.
<Phortiphy> w8, is this the mapping one or physics one?
<thermoplyae> shut up i wasn't talking to you
<Phortiphy> me?
<SolraBizna> Measuring it in vibrations of cesium-133 was a bad plan.
<thermoplyae> yes you
<Phortiphy> sorry :(
<Phortiphy> how old are you three?
<SolraBizna> Yes. I am 3.
<Phortiphy> plz stop i am asking a serious question
<Phortiphy> actually, nvm
<Phortiphy> because that was a setup to a retort about the age thing
<Phortiphy> but i changed my mind
<Phortiphy> right now, i am here to learn
<Phortiphy> about irc
<ahuxley> to learn?
<SolraBizna> I am somewhere between the ages of 12 and 70, depending on the topic of conversation...
<Phortiphy> and the web in general
<Phortiphy> since you have provided me with ample information

<Phortiphy> i, and my 163 iq will leave you alone
<SolraBizna> sorry, but your IQ isn't 163
<Phortiphy> shit, shouln'tve brought that up
<Phortiphy> >.<
<SolraBizna> people with an IQ of 163 capitalize their "I"s :P
<Phortiphy> ignore that
<kineticturtle> SolraBizna: I would dispute that
<thermoplyae> i am proof that iq doesn't mean anything
<Phortiphy> i don't want to get into an argument over it
<Phortiphy> i know that
<ahuxley> its not 163
<kineticturtle> I would not dispute that ^
<Phortiphy> let's agree to disagree
<SolraBizna> Although, to your credit, you used the correct pronoun to refer to yourself when most people would've said "me" :P
<thermoplyae> dispute what
<Phortiphy> and change the subject, thank you very much
<thermoplyae> oh let's not change the subject, you brought it up for attention and now you're gettin git
<kineticturtle> I would dispute that people with IQs of 163 always capitalize their "I"s
<SolraBizna> they don't *never* capitalize their "I"s :P
<kineticturtle> I would not dispute that Phortiphy's IQ is not 163
<Phortiphy> *hits self multiple times*
* Phortiphy has quit ("I feel strangly depressed... maybe i will go flame somone...")
<ahuxley> back in 5?

* Phortiphy (n=[email protected]) has joined #alephone
* ChanServ gives voice to Phortiphy
<thermoplyae> oh god hux SPOT ON
<thermoplyae> five minutes
<SolraBizna> huxley wins!
<Phortiphy> fuck
<ahuxley> I know the minds of young ppl
<Phortiphy> lawls
<SolraBizna> within 15 seconds, not bad at all, man

<Phortiphy> ok, thot you guys were gonna go blabbing it to the pfhorums and get everybody pissed at me
<Phortiphy> i'm sorry
<SolraBizna> I'm too hungry to realize that giving out ops at random to anyone who asks for them is bad :P
<Wrkncacnter> give me ops
<thermoplyae> lol, we thought about it
<SolraBizna> here, cactus, have ops
* SolraBizna gives channel operator status to Wrkncacnter
<Wrkncacnter> heh
<Wrkncacnter> cactus!
<Phortiphy> give me ops
<thermoplyae> where i come from, everyone has ops and people get kicked every 15 minutes or so
<SolraBizna> that's two of four people I have annoying nicknames for
<SolraBizna> next is... turtles
<thermoplyae> it works remarkably well and chat is much more entertaining
* SolraBizna gives channel operator status to kineticturtle
<SolraBizna> and legs isn't here
<Phortiphy> give me ops
<SolraBizna> I don't have an annoying nickname for you, sorry :/
<thermoplyae> i want to see if this actually works
<Phortiphy> "pfhort?" "pfhorty?"
<Phortiphy> fort?
<SolraBizna> those aren't annoying :\
* Phortiphy (n=[email protected]) has left #alephone (requested by thermoplyae)
<thermoplyae> awwwesome

* SolraBizna removes channel operator status from thermoplyae Wrkncacnter kineticturtle
<SolraBizna> >.>
<SolraBizna> <.<

* Phortiphy (n=[email protected]) has joined #alephone
<thermoplyae> i /remove'd phortiphy
* ChanServ gives voice to Phortiphy
<SolraBizna> freenode has a /remove?
<thermoplyae> apparently!
* SolraBizna checks UnrealIRCD
<treellama> sweet really?
<Phortiphy> iff you guys hated me you shold have sead
<Wrkncacnter> yeah i like how it said you "requested" him to leave
<treellama> if and only if
<SolraBizna> wow
<SolraBizna> a feature Freenode has that Unreal doesn't
<thermoplyae> me too
<Phortiphy> I GO ON THE FUCKING WEB TO GET AWAY FROM THE SHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH AT SCHOOL AND THIS HAPPENS! FUCK YOU!
* Phortiphy has quit (Client Quit)
<thermoplyae> oh wow
<Wrkncacnter> wow, we don't deserve anything we have

Posted: Sep 29th '07, 20:19
by thomaslivingston
RyokoTK wrote:<Phortiphy> i, and my 163 iq will leave you alone
<Phortiphy> iff you guys hated me you shold have sead
<Phortiphy> is taht the same as admin mode?
Phortiphail indeed.

Posted: Sep 29th '07, 20:26
by screamingfool
TL;DR i mean really do we need more proof of idiocy?

Posted: Sep 29th '07, 20:31
by RyokoTK
That's why there are bold parts.

Posted: Sep 29th '07, 20:49
by thermoplyae
screamingfool wrote:TL;DR i mean really do we need more proof of idiocy?
we're not really arguing a case here just providing lulz

Posted: Sep 29th '07, 22:28
by $lave
I now feel a whole lot better about myself. Of course, I said some pretty stupid things on Colloquy.

Posted: Sep 30th '07, 04:17
by Windbreaker
RyokoTK wrote:<Phortiphy> I GO ON THE FUCKING WEB TO GET AWAY FROM THE SHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH AT SCHOOL AND THIS HAPPENS! FUCK YOU!
Welcome to the internetz.

Posted: Oct 3rd '07, 19:55
by obbieGL
[edit by admin: cut out the text he quoted]

Wow, you are all dicks.

Posted: Oct 3rd '07, 20:12
by RyokoTK
#1: You don't have to quote the entire effing thing.
#2: You are Phortiphy.
#3: I've told you not to do that before.
#4: You're still stupid.

Posted: Oct 23rd '07, 02:53
by Bridget
RyokoTK wrote:<Phortiphy> i, and my 163 iq will leave you alone

<Phortiphy> I GO ON THE FUCKING WEB TO GET AWAY FROM THE SHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH AT SCHOOL AND THIS HAPPENS! FUCK YOU!
The name of your school wouldn't happen to be Midvale, would it?

Posted: Nov 26th '07, 21:57
by davidwood15
Lol fail.

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 02:49
by Macsforever
Lol bump. CLOSE TEH TOPIC!

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 03:01
by RyokoTK
Just because you asked me to, I never will.

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 03:45
by localwarming
Posting in a hypothetically locked thread.

And it feels great.

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 06:44
by Macsforever
Seriously, doesn't the forum have a rule against having old, bumped topics locked?

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 06:49
by Zott
I don't know, October 22 was the date of the last post, that's really not that long ago. We've had the first thread on the pfhorum bumped and it didn't get locked. It depends on the circumstances.


Yes Bruno, Locked Thread posting... Woot!

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 10:05
by Macsforever
And it was November 26th when the bump was made, so it has been about..... 32 days, thats a month but by only one day....
Damn I suck. >_>

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 13:33
by Mordekai
Macsforever wrote:Damn I suck. >_>
That's one of the truest statements I've ever seen on here.

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 15:54
by treellama
seriously, dude

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 20:13
by Longinus
I burst out laughing at the topic title before even reading this thread!

All joking aside tho, isn't posting this member abuse or something? Pfhart wouldn't be too happy reading this... he is an unstable kid... you dont know what he could do with his mouse cord.

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 20:37
by thermoplyae
Longinus wrote:All joking aside tho, isn't posting this member abuse or something? Pfhart wouldn't be too happy reading this... he is an unstable kid... you dont know what he could do with his mouse cord.
"member abuse"

you sound new here, so i guess welcome to the pfhorums

posting it here for public ridicule is clearly the point of the thread. if he does something to himself, great. if he feels shame, great. if he makes no positive change, at least the rest of us had a few giggles

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 20:54
by treellama
Pfhorums dudes, seriously, stop abusing your members.

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 21:00
by Longinus
you sound new here, so i guess welcome to the pfhorums
Thanks thermoplyae! I'm glad to be here!

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 21:46
by Magnum
He is very new... Especially with those 300+ posts. :D

Posted: Nov 27th '07, 21:53
by thomaslivingston
Hah, you've only made 14 outside of the PL.