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Glory to the God-Emperor!

Burn the Witch!

Purge the Heretic!

Lay waste to the vile Xenos!


The Pfhor cannot be trusted! All true lovers of the Emperor, Unite! Cast off the shackles of this HERESY and put on the armor of His Righteousness!
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Let's hear you say that to my Xenos brand Wave Motion Cannon.
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"FOR THE EMPEROR" ====> Xenos brand Wave Motion Cannon


Your tainted Technology is worthless against the righteous servants of the Emperor!

BURN THE XENOS WITCH!


btw... "here?"
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*uses Trih Xeem on the emperor"
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The Emperor's glory, fueld by the faith of all of humanity makes the Trih Xeem no more harmfull than a BB gun... Well, perhpas an ATOMIC BB gun... But notheless, its still just a BB gun.

And to Counter!
Machine God blessed Exterminatus campaign against the Pfhor!
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The Emperor who is comatose and sits on a giant golden toilet all day?
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What is this HERESY I hear!?

Glory be to the Emperor! His spirit lives on in all of us!

Now a more serious answer;
More or less, yes. He could be comparable to a sleeping god, just spread rather thin due to the fact he is looking over ALL of humanity at the same time AND fighting chaos.
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He's not fighting anything, or seeing to humanity, he's just sitting there while his idiot generals try to sort the whole thing out. More power to Chaos!
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Here's an thought, you damn heretic!

The Wrkncacknter VS some of the Gods of Chaos or perhaps the C'tan.
Or perhaps one of those bullshit Dark Eldar dieties that always wants blood and death and chaos and insanity and never actually make an apperance.
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Yea, it is apparent how much you know, HERETIC.

Fools mock, but they shall mourn.

The Emperor reigns from the Golden Throne
on

HOLY TERRA

And guides all mankind with the shining rays of His Astronomicon. The light of which is pure, brilliant, white, and Holy above all others.

Could He step from His Throne? Yea, if it pleased Him.

Yet He does not.

Perhaps He is testing our Faith and Diligence. Perhaps the day of His Salvation is nigh at hand and, even now, the Grand Stratagem of our Emperor is coming to fruition!

Perhaps mankind will wait an hundred generations or more for the Emperor to reveal His Great Designs.

Who can know the mind of God?

Nevertheless, we will fight. Not for any vague ideals such as Peace or Freedom, but with the certainty that it is the Will of our Emperor.

The Emperor is watching even now. Are you firm in your steadfast devotion of Him? Or do you, even now, sully your hands in the works of Heresy and Depravity?

Cease to be Idle in your Devotion to Him.

Trust not the Xenos.

Burn the Witch.

Cast the Mutant from your midst.

Only this will secure the Emperor's blessing.


My only prayer is to be seen as a faithful servant by my Emperor.
May we all aspire to be such.

In the Emperor's name.
Amen
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Now put down the Space Marines Codex, and go outside, It's nice and sunny.
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Megaman wrote:Yea, it is apparent how much you know, HERETIC.

Fools mock, but they shall mourn.

The Emperor reigns from the Golden Throne
on

HOLY TERRA

And guides all mankind with the shining rays of His Astronomicon. The light of which is pure, brilliant, white, and Holy above all others.

Could He step from His Throne? Yea, if it pleased Him.

Yet He does not.

Perhaps He is testing our Faith and Diligence. Perhaps the day of His Salvation is nigh at hand and, even now, the Grand Stratagem of our Emperor is coming to fruition!

Perhaps mankind will wait an hundred generations or more for the Emperor to reveal His Great Designs.

Who can know the mind of God?

Nevertheless, we will fight. Not for any vague ideals such as Peace or Freedom, but with the certainty that it is the Will of our Emperor.

The Emperor is watching even now. Are you firm in your steadfast devotion of Him? Or do you, even now, sully your hands in the works of Heresy and Depravity?

Cease to be Idle in your Devotion to Him.

Trust not the Xenos.

Burn the Witch.

Cast the Mutant from your midst.

Only this will secure the Emperor's blessing.


My only prayer is to be seen as a faithful servant by my Emperor.
May we all aspire to be such.

In the Emperor's name.
Amen
Are you bored or something?

go watch some pr0n isntead of posting meaningless stuff here : /
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Major Pedro wrote:Now put down the Space Marines Codex, and go outside, It's nice and sunny.
Actually its raining here.
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CryoS wrote:Are you bored or something?

go watch some pr0n isntead of posting meaningless stuff here : /
Do you know where you are, HERETIC?

Seriously, Infinitys isn't for the anal retentive.
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Megaman wrote:Glory to the God-Emperor!

Burn the Witch!

Purge the Heretic!

Lay waste to the vile Xenos!
The Pfhor cannot be trusted! All true lovers of the Emperor, Unite! Cast off the shackles of this HERESY and put on the armor of His Righteousness!
Isn't that from Warhammer 40,000? LOL!
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No way, you catch on quickly, doncha'.
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Blessed is the Emperor as are the buzzing bees of the wasp hive that is the Catholic Church, may your generous donations go toward the service of God and perhaps that new Porsche.
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The Pf'hak - Read it.
Science technology jargon physics.
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!!PURGE!!
!!!!THE!!!!
!HERETIC!




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Fishman92 wrote:Isn't that from Warhammer 40,000? LOL!
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Now go post in the "Giant Chatlog 4 U" topic, you lazy bastard.
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May the blessing of the Emperor shine down on us all.

Amen
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