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I like where this is going.

Whaha?
Either the sarcasm dripping off this project is so enormous it doesn't register on my "Sarcasm-o-meter", or I just lost the thread of things at...ohh... about the 1st post. Anyone care to flame me on my stupidity?

L wrote:Whaha?
Either the sarcasm dripping off this project is so enormous it doesn't register on my "Sarcasm-o-meter", or I just lost the thread of things at...ohh... about the 1st post. Anyone care to flame me on my stupidity?

What are you talking about? I guess "I'm already making a scenario!" may be kind of hard to understand, so let me rephrase:
I'm making a scenario.

Shadowbreaker wrote:That is impossible, my sandwich had pepperoni in it.

Pepperoni from hell, you mean?

edit: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Drictelt wrote:Pepperoni from hell, you mean?

edit: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Nope, it was hormel brand, yes hormel, the guys who manufacture SPAM. I think they make it out of ground cat, and cats don't go to hell.

Don't be knocking Hormel pepperoni!

So, how's Enemi going? Any progress?

$lave wrote:So, how's Enemi going? Any progress?

No progress. As the project leader, I'm not willing to touch forge or anvil, and so far no one has done any work for me.

Shadowbreaker wrote:Nope, it was hormel brand, yes hormel, the guys who manufacture SPAM. I think they make it out of ground cat, and cats don't go to hell.

I think you're thinking of dogs. All dogs go to heaven. Cats are originally from hell to begin with, and go back there again after they've returned to earth nine times.

I've made a map for you. It only took me a few minutes. It seems im a naturally gifted, quick and good mapper. I propose to put this map at the beginning of each chapter becuase its REALLY FUN TO PLAY.

[attachment=1576:Polygons.zip]

Hey dudes youre gonna need some kickass graphics for this scenario! Lucky for you I've got several really cool monster sprites I did in appleworks, as well as some new weapons! I think they are so cool you'll reconsider putting aliens in. I'll post them up once I get a little more sleep.

You shouldn't make fun of things you actually do

Drictelt wrote:You shouldn't make fun of things you actually do

Who said I was making fun?

Drictelt wrote:I've made a map for you. It only took me a few minutes. It seems im a naturally gifted, quick and good mapper. I propose to put this map at the beginning of each chapter becuase its REALLY FUN TO PLAY.

This map is truly amazing. Nice job Drictelt! With this map, I can tell you are the best mapper in the world and I'm glad to have you on my team. The circuit switch is my favorite part.

Pfhorrest wrote:I think you're thinking of dogs. All dogs go to heaven. Cats are originally from hell to begin with, and go back there again after they've returned to earth nine times.

Ah yes, but where do they return from?

hell.

Drictelt's map is impeccable, I only hope that my monsters will look half as good as the architecture.

First off, we have the SUPER TANK GUY- hes so super he has the head of a juggernaut with new improved missile hatches.

[attachment=1578:tank.png]

Next, Spht'Kr better watch out for the Spht'Tr!

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No scenario is complete without special effects, so check out he exploding station -

[attachment=1580:station.png]

Of all of these monsters, I think the circular drone was the most original -

[attachment=1581:circluardrone.png]

Hot girls beware, the STALKER is in town! It is an awesome human response to the pfhor hunter -

[attachment=1582:stalker.png]

Behold the OMEGA, it is so awesome that it introduces itself -

[attachment=1583:omega.png]

Heres some other thing -

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And finally, I saved the best for last. THE NIVE! Its an awesome kamikaze jet that explodes on you, doing a hole bunch of dammg.

[attachment=1585:nive.png]

Just look at that perspective!


Keep in mind, I only posted up the gist of these monsters' bitmaps... if you tell me that you love them I will send you them all!

PS I'll be back soon for the WEAPONS

Shadowbreaker wrote:Keep in mind, I only posted up the gist of these monsters' bitmaps... if you tell me that you love them I will send you them all!

There's no doubt in my mind that these are the best monster sprites ever.

I knew Paint was a powerful program!

Zott wrote:I knew Paint was a powerful program!

I did them in Appleworks, Paint's supposed mac parallel. Paint is incapable of cool things like gradients and blurring

This thread is making me bleed internally.

You need to bleed internally. Otherwise your organs don't get any oxygen.

MarsMartianMan wrote:This thread is making me bleed internally.

typo: "eternally"

Here is my contribution, 14 polygons. I think it might almost be as good as that other one someone gave you, it was really fun to play! I'm attaching it here, it could probably be the "big finale"; the last level. I worked hard, it's pretty special, here: